Midlife Mafia


GIGS

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ALBUM #1 - Used To Be Cool
01 Getting Old
02 Too Many Pills
03 Bald Spot
04 Yardwork
05 Can't Get It Up
06 Recycler
07 Where Are My Glasses?
08 Fun For All Funeral

ALBUM #2 - Might Be Killed
09 Heart Attack
10 Grandma Smokes Weed
11 Little Blue Pill
12 Colonoscopy
13 No Sad Songs
14 Sandals and Socks
15 Fuck Constipation
16 Live Slow Die Old

ALBUM #3 - Virus To Avoid
17 Cholesterol
18 Dad Won't Do It
19 Senior Citizen Discounts
20 Drive Thru Window
21 Waistline
22 Senior Sex
23 Pending
24 Grumpy Old Man

EP #4
25 Menopause Warning Light
26 Assisted Living


SONG SHEETS


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HISTORY

- - - 2021 - - -
Dec 15 Rehearse RBA
Nov 18 Live video shoot
Oct 28 Rehearse RBA
Oct 20 Rehearse RBA
Oct 07 Rehearse RBA + live recording
Sep 29 Rehearse RBA
Sep 16 Rehearse RBA
Sep 08 Rehearse RBA + live recording
Sep 02 Rehearse RBA
Aug 28 RE-RELEASE Virus To Avoid (album)
Aug 24 CANCEL Virus To Avoid (errors)
Aug 21 RELEASE Virus To Avoid (album)
Aug 19 Rehearse RBA with Steve
Aug 12 Met Geo
Aug 11 Met Steve
Aug 07 Mix/Master Virus To Avoid
Jul 30 Davo Record RBA
Jul 30 Proceed without Lee
Jul 29 Carter Record RBA
Jul 28 Cheeba Record RBA
Jul 22 Rehearse RBA with Carter
Jun 10 Rehearse JJJ
May 20 Rehearse JJJ
May 13 Rehearse JJJ
Jan 21 Rehearse JJJ
- - - 2020 - - -
Dec 17 Blue Christmas video
Nov 05 Rehearse JJJ
Oct 29 Rehearse JJJ
Oct 15 Rehearse JJJ
Oct 01 Cheeba Record at RBA
Sep 24 GIG $25 Roxy: Blackbird, Straight To Nowhere
Sep 17 Rehearse RBA
Sep 10 Rehearse JJJ + KKFI
Sep 03 Live videos RBA
Aug 20 Rehearse JJJ
Aug 13 Cheeba Cristo bass amp test
Aug 06 Rehearse JJJ
Jul 30 Rehearse RBA
Jul 22 Junior Cristo Rehearse
Jul 22 RELEASE Grandma Smokes Weed (video)
Jul 09 GIG $25 donated to Roxy
Jul 09 RELEASE Might Be Killed (album)
Jul 02 Rehearse JJJ
Jun 25 Cheeba Cristo Jam
Jun 18 Rehearse + Juniors 50th
Jun 11 Mix/Master Might Be Killed
Jun 11 Rehearse
Jun 04 Rehearse + Lisa video shoot
Jun 28 Cheeba Cristo Record at RBA
May 29 RELEASE Grandma Smokes Weed (single)
May 21 Grandma Smokes Weed video shoot
May 14 Video conference.
May 10 Mix/Master Grandma Smokes Weed single
May 07 Cheeba Record at RBA
Apr 30 Cheeba Record at RBA
Apr 23 Cheeba Record at RBA
Apr 16 Cheeba Record at RBA
Apr 09 Video conference.
Apr 03 RELEASE Used To Be Cool (album)
Mar 26 Started recording remotely
Mar 19 Rehearse JJJ.
Mar 11 Used To Be Cool to CD Bab.
Mar 05 Rehearse JJJ
Feb 27 Rehearse JJJ
Feb 20 Rehearse with Junior
Feb 12 Mix/Master Used To Be cool
Feb 07 Davo finishes backing vocals
Feb 06 Met Junior
Feb 02 Record Cheeba back vocals
Jan 31 Davo quits
Jan 28 Record Davo harmonica + vocals
Jan 23 Record Cheeba vocals
Jan 21 GIG $0 Aftershock: EnuffZNuff, Vibrolux, etc
Jan 16 Finished recording bass
Jan 12 Instrumental Mix Report
Jan 02 Record bass
Jan 01 Record bass
- - - 2019 - - -
Dec 28 GIG $0 miniBar: Nuthatch-47
Dec 19 Record drums/guitar + Rehearse
Dec 18 Record drums/guitar
Dec 17 Record drums/guitar
Dec 15 Record drums
Dec 11 Rehearse, Record scratch vocals
Dec 06 Record clicks + scratch guitar 17 songs
Dec 05 Rehearse
Nov 21 Rehearse
Nov 14 GIG -$10 Davey's: Fourensics, Harder They Fall
Nov 07 Rehearse
Oct 30 Rehearse
Oct 24 GIG -$20 The Roxy: Blood Daubers, Drugs & Attics
Oct 17 Rehearse
Oct 10 Rehearse
Oct 03 Rehearse
Sep 26 Rehearse
Sep 12 Rehearse with acoustics
Sep 05 Rehearse
Aug 20 Rehearse
Aug 05 Rehearse
Jun 16 Record Too Many Pills bass, mixed/mastered
Jun 14 Record Too Many Pills drums, guitar, vocals
Jun 11 GIG +$85 Roxy: Brooks Brown, Remy Styrk
Jun 09 Rehearse
Jun 07 Rehearse
May 27 Rehearse
May 20 Rehearse
May 13 1st Rehearsal
May 07 Musicians wanted ad on Craigslist


Band Name Ideas

DAY 1

O.L.D.
Olde
Midlife Mafia
Tres Viejos
Bald Spot
The Bag Dads
Killer Codgers
Killer Curmudgeons
Echo Sound
The Schmeltzürs
Steak Life
Shark Canal
Gun Pants
Hairy Back
The Old Band
Old Hand
Sonic Indicator
The Grumpy Convention
Gang of Grumps
Grumpy Gang
Zimmer of Hope
Midlife Mayhem
Second Half
Third Quarter
Almost Over
Time Is Up
Time’s Up
Coccyx Pillow
Gobbing Prostate
Who's Driving
Rest n Roll
DAY 2

Snarky Pappy
Behold the Old
The Mold
The Aged
The Rust
Oldish
Mr. Senile
Sea Nile (senile)
Over Age
The Stale
Very Last Laugh
Prostate & Probate
The Wills
Estate Planners
The Impairments
Impaired
The Constipation
Constant Patience
Constant Patients
The Dementia
De Mint Ya
Crusty Barnacles
Lacuna Kahunas
Analog Dudes
Dodging Tornadoes
Sirens Went Off
The Hamburger Rebellion
The Bismols
DAY 3

Shrooms & Prunes
Way Past Irony
Best Before Death
The Expired
Expiration Date
XPERASHUN
Youth In Asia (euthanasia)
Dead Remedies
Peenuz
CDG
SFG
Sum Fuqing Guyz

DAY 4

Ant Eek! (antique)
RK Ick (archaic)
L Der Lee (elderly)
Hoary Story
Superannuated
Super Senile
Vecchio
The Replaced
Formerly Cool
Van Wrinkle
Not Real Hips
Time Warped
Time War


Suggestions from voters
Citizen Dick
The Three Misdemeanors
Dirt Bag Diggers
SexoGenarians
Gratuitous Umlauts
The Willing Spirits
Las Putas
The Bunions
MAGWASOH
Slightly Aged
Country Club Rock

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